Helping people out – it's something I like to do. In fact, part of my job is to help out people with our website and our system that let's people write letters to congress. Here's how stupid things can get when you check the "help" email box and my responses:
They wrote:
I HAD MY PASSWORD EMAILED TO ME AND YOU SAID IT WAS POTTER, I WILL NOT LET ME SEND MY LETTER TO THE SENATE.. PLEASE HELP
JAYME.
Brad Wrote:
HOLY SHIT JAY-ME! WHY ARE WE YELLING? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO HELP YOU WHEN YOU CLEARLY STATE "I WILL NOT LET ME SEND MY LETTER TO THE SENATE" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
They Wrote:
I am TRYING to perform in the ARR's "Call to Action', but your site won't let me! My email and password don't want to work together- please fix this!
Martha L
Brad Wrote:
It's not a fucking play Marty – so there will be no performing in it. My "site" isn't human – it doesn't make decisions, therefore "its" not in charge of letting anybody do anything. I don't give a furry fuck whether your email and password want to rub each other down in the shower, it's not my job to work on their relationship – if they are having trouble working together get them counseling.
They Wrote:
I'm not able to log onto the action center. Can you help me?
Dot Ellison
Brad Wrote:
Nope, you're retarded and there's nothing we can do. For god sakes your name is "Dot."
They wrote
This password will not let me get into the site. What do I do now?
Joan Komarniski
Brad Wrote:
Joan – I can't help but ask – is that your last name, or did your first name take a shit? If I were you, I'd clean up that mess after Joan and forget about the website – it's too smart for you.
They wrote:
ONCE AGAIN IT'S TELLING ME I'M NOT IN THE SYSTEM AND IT WON'T ALLOW ME TO RE-ENTER MYSELF!!! THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING MORE AND MORE FREQUENTLY. PLEASE HELP!!!!
Bart
Brad Wrote:
IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY BART!!! WE'RE FUCKING WITH YOU SO THAT YOU'LL GO INSANE! WE PUT A CHIP IN YOUR HEAD BART! WE MADE YOUR WIFE LEAVE YOU AND GAVE YOU HEMORRHIODS! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU BART!
They wrote:
I would love to say:
Do you not think we serve a positive influence in the community?
Without us, look out.
But cannot log in.
Karen
Brad Wrote:
Karen… what the fuck are you talking about? After reading that little brain fart, I'm banning you from writing congress – you're not smart enough to send the prewritten letter I prepared for you.
They wrote:
I did not receive my password. I received an e-mail with a blank screen.
Brad Wrote:
Ooops! Our bad. We sent you your IQ instead of your password.
They Wrote:
I can't get into the system away I try. I would accept the password you sent me by the system retrival or by call ing the Realtor Association. How do I reregister and start over.
Sylvia
Brad Wrote:
Are you 4? Be honest – Rarely have I seen something this idiotic. Here in the states we often connect the "ing" with the word it's associated with to make one word – this seems hard for you. Good luck at the special Olympics. Also, drool is bad for you keyboard and subsequently makes your hands stink later.
They Wrote:
thanks for the explanation. You might want to do a blanket email to explain
where to get or create a new login and password. I suspect that tons of
agents just won't bother to chase this down otherwise.
Steve
Brad wrote:
Well Steve… I'd love to write an email, but your fucking retarded friends won't stop writing me in foreign languages and I have no time do such a thing… but I appreciate the tip – in fact I'm going to write it down on a piece of paper and when I go to the bathroom later I'll take it with me and wipe my ass with your little suggestion.
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