I don't mind if the very few people out there in the world who know of me approach me in public. It's usually quite flattering for me. Heck, I could even say I like it.
However, do not approach me and open the conversation by spewing some kind of pent up political rant you've had stored in your mind since you last heard my radio show. I'm likely to turn around and quickly walk away.
I was trapped on an elevator today at city hall where a guy recognized me and went nuts over the Patriot Act, Republicans and hypocrisy. I let him go on about the Patriot Act all the up to the fourth floor and got off the elevator. He followed.
I usually don't engage people in situations like this - there is nothing to be gained and only time to be lost. But this guy was getting on my nerves so I figured I'd roll him with some facts real quick and get on about my day.
The problem with people who want to get angry about the Patriot Act is that they don't quite understand what is and what it does. It also doesn't help that the democratically controlled legislative and executives branches haven't done a damn thing about it since taking power and don't have any plans to despite what they said before the election.
I explained to the guy that our government has been able to "spy" on its own citizens for quite some time. This has been done under the guise of battling organized crime. All the Patriot Act did was make it a world wide operation under the guise of battling terrorism.
He didn't like that answer and pushed me for an answer to his privacy fears. So I told him to flush his cell phone down the toilet, stop using computers and only communicate in written code or in person. He had a blank look on his face for a second, which gave me an opportunity to turn my body away from him signaling the end of the conversation. Then he ask, "why?" Crap...
Here's where you liberal weenies really annoy me. You have an assumption of rights and freedoms that are wrong. You assume that your electronic communications are to be free from interception because you said so. Never do the liberals take into account that they are using someone else's network to conveniently communicate over long distances and that because they do not own those networks, control those networks or otherwise have personal authority over them - there's no guarantee of security! The government or anyone else can tell you all day long they aren't listening and you have no way of knowing whether or not they are telling the truth.
For example, if you are standing on a hill and your buddy is standing on the next hill over and you need to tell him something you're going to have to yell, pass a note or do something with the physical environment to get your point across.
If you yell over to him there's no guarantee that the people in the valley between you won't hear you. You could ask them to cover their ears, but they don't have to.
You could send a message over to him via a messenger. You assume the messenger wouldn't open up the envelope and read what you wrote before handing it to your buddy on the hill. You assume that, but have no control over it. Assuming in this situation is like wishing or hoping and we all know that hoping and wishing on one hand leads to someone pooping on your other hand.
Sending up a smoke signal to your buddy or creating a really large sign with the message you need him to get are other options. Again, you'd have to ask the people in the valley below to shut their eyes or ignore your sign. They don't have to if they don't want to.
So if two guys on two hills 100 yards away form each other can't communicate without someone having access to their message, then why do you think you can call freaking Egypt with different results?
The only way to get your secret message to your buddy is to hike your ass over to his hill and tell him. Even at that he may turn right around tell the whole freaking world two seconds later. Even cavemen didn't have any guarantee nobody was eavesdropping on their communications. Bitching about it isn't going to change something that exists in a little set of laws I like to call "reality."
I explained to this man in the above concept in just about the same way. He reacted as I thought he would - "health care is a right of all Americans!"
I told him at this point that I had to go do my real job and that I'm not a radio show host anymore and I walked toward my destination. He hit the button for the elevator probably feeling like he sure told ole David K a thing or two. I hope he enjoys it.
I only have one regret, though.
I thought about his last comment about health care and tried to marry it with his views on the Patriot Act. I wish I could have asked him the following question:
You're worried that the government may be listening in on your conversation about World Cup soccer with your brother in Mexico, but you don't mind if the same people who run the Department of Public Safety know that you wet the bed well into your teens, suffer from erectile disfunction and have herpes?
Sometimes I think liberals don't have the brain capacity to be Republicans and there's not a damn thing you can do about ti.
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