NOTHING BELOW IS TRUE EXCEPT THE TYPING CAT, TALKING BIRD AND MIDGET DOG.
I was sitting in a lovely park this morning enjoying some spontaneous yoga moves (yeah right 1. we don't have parks 2. I can't touch my toes with 5 iron) when a Birdie came along and landed on my shoulder. It was a talking birdie, which isn't unusual for me since I have a six toed siamese typing cat and a dwarf Bichon Frise at home.
That birdie told me that the dragon slayer politico best known for her very public fights with Norma Chavez was caught up in an altercation last night at the Pershing Inn.
Seems that some kind of political foe was abound in the house of ill repute and Norma's buddy had her boyfriend knock on his noggin for good measure.
It's not clear yet exactly who was doing what to whom first. We do know that Norma's best friend forever (BFF) was heard exclaiming that she could not be beat loudly after the altercation. Something in the manner of "I'm the king of the universe, BITCHES!" and "I can not be beat, BITCHES!"
Needless to say, I believed the little birdie because a talking birdie would never lie. Besides, she's a drinker. I've always said that with a hand full of pills and cooler full of beer, you could have a good time with this young lady.
Stay tuned for more vague details and snarky innuendo.
HA HA u got tricket!
Posted by: Melindo | August 20, 2009 at 11:08 PM