I just received a secret memo inked by "the powers that be" over at KHRO and here's the new lineup starting next week on Monday.
Starting the day will be Paul Strelzin from 7:00 a.m to 10:00 a.m. Strelzin will tell stories about himself and invite guests into the studio to help him interview himself.
From 10:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. Representative Eddie Holguin will be talking about why illegal Mexican immigrants should have more rights than gay people in the United States. His guests will include Jaime O. Perez, Jaime O. Perez and Jaime O. Perez.
From noon to 2:00 p.m. Norma Chavez will wage war on all of those who have crossed her. Her show is slated to give listeners insight into a very paranoid politico's mind. Expect random outbursts about lesbianism to be flanked with direct advocacy for candidates who don't want her support.
From 2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. Alex Lozano will host "Speaking EnglishbGood with Alex." He'll examine all the different ways to mangle the English language while using Robert's Rules of Order. Alex would like to make an "emotion" that you listen. I hope you second it!
Closing out the day will be Mayor Cook who will play and sing "This is my land" continuously from 4:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. each day. His guest will sing back up and callers will win the Mayor's famous BBQ Sauce - as seen on TV with the President of the United States of America.
I will be buying advertising on the station now that it has this powerful line up. I'll be selling my mountain view property just outside of Houston. I'm sure others will join given that I've heard a solar powered flashlight company is interested in advertising as well as a local Kosher pig farm.
Should be great!