My, My, My Mayela - Bringing Sexy Back to City Hall

I hear that if someone were to send an open records request for Mayela Mejia's personnel file at the city, they'd get back a treasure trove of damning evidence as to why she'd make... well... either the worst city council person in the history of El Paso or the best thing that ever happened to this blog.  I don't know which is worse for the voters. They're both great for me.  

We do know that Mayela is rumored to be a home-wrecker leaving at least one city employee divorced and out of the job.  The other rumors have that she was pulled into HR repeatedly for "cat fights" on the 10th floor with Rep. Quintana and a female employee to be named at a later date.  The fights were over "boys."

It's also well known that Mayela was more than happy to play (at work during work hours) the infamous voice mail of Rep. Quintana allegedly performing a sex act on a man in a Hummer (grow up... better yet don't - it's funny).  She apparently didn't think this was inappropriate behavior, which only excites me when I think about the shit she'll pull after winning the seat (she is going to win - Hispanic Female Syndrome is alive and well in El Paso and it's centered in that district). 

When she's elected she's likely to add to the train wreck that is the 10th floor.  Rep. Acosta is already a disturbing force with the females given that she's very paranoid about everybody and everything they do or say.  She goes through staff rapidly.  I have a feeling that Mayela will be doing much of the same.

One former city employee told me "women with a man working in that building better watch out because Mayela is the hunter and they are all in season."  I can not wait. This is as exciting as it can possibly get in the blogosphere!

Again, if someone were to get a hold of her file, they'd be in a wonderful position to put her out of a race she has in the bag at this point.

I should note that Mayela will probably vote in the pro-business category.  She wants to be connected and the business lobby will make her feel that way.  She'll be a solid vote for the suits.  It doesn't matter what she says now.  Remember, she's an empty suit.  Had there been an IQ test to qualify for office, she'd still be answering phones.

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I suspect Mayela is another of Jaime Abeytia's favorites, so he will be all over this post.  Looks like I wrote something about all of his favorites this week.  I feel bad, but the numbers are off the chart for the last three days... It's been a huge week.  Nearly 1,000 unique users between 9:00 p.m. and 6:00 a.m.  Wow.  You people are hungry for city council info. 

Edit - Jaime may only be behind Lyda Ness.  I'm hearing he's not all that big on Mayela.

I guess Jaime is a better blogger than he is a king-maker.  I know I am.

Comments

[(:-p)]

How do I get a gig over there so I can hook-up with this Tenth Floor Temptress, this City Hall Hussy? Hell, I'll even brush my teeth and splash on some Brut. It's spring and LOVE is in the air!!! Not to mention other smells that are associated with love. It kinda makes me wish we could go back to the more innocent times of yesteryear when J-town was seeing how far there bullets could go inside of El Paso.

This place is turning into quite the soap-opera, so what should we call it? My vote is for "Sun City Sinners."

[Gabriel]

Is this for real? Where did you get this info?
Who was in the hummer?

[silly season watcher]

Catch up Gabriel - the Hummer thing occured almost 4 years ago.

Like the new city motto "Sun City Sinners" - bet we would get more tourists.

[Manolo]

This type of behavior must run in the family. Mayela's sister was also known to be short on the brain and work skills but yet managed to leave one County Office making a meager receptionist pay to work for Gilbert Sanchez' where her main job duty was to carry his briefcase and drive him around at a quite cushy job salary paid by County Taxpayers.

The work must have gotten old or backfired because she was soon forced to the basement until the County could find a way to quietly get rid of her. Everyone knew what her true talent and skills were.

[news person]

She is an uneducated clerk. Please, El Paso, we can do better.

[Fun in the Sun]

What I find questionable (because I don't know if your rumors are true) is the FACT that Dora Oaxaca, Commissioner Willie Gandara's secretary, is working on Dr. Noe's campaign during work hours. The taxpayaers are funding her salary and benefits so she can help elect the Gandara clan and their cronies.

I'll take Mejia over Noe any day, especially when you see who is helping Noe.

The last thing we need at city council is more Socorro-like behavior.

[Mark]

I thought she was giving a hummer not that she was in a hummer?

[silly season watcher]

Mark: its definitely a hummer but not sure if it was in a hummer.

[Maria]

It was giving a hummer in a hummer, LOL:)